On Tuesday, I am telling a friend about my doctor. Last spring, I went a month without medicine because my employer at the time would not pay me. I miss almost a month of medicine because my doctor would not see me unless I had money for the appointment. When I do get to see him, he charges me an extra $55 for some tests, an extra $100 for a drug test. I pay the $55 part with the fee for the office visit. I ask him what the drug test is for. He says it is to see if I am taking my medicine. I just tell him that I have not been taking my medicine because I had no money for the appointment.
He acts like he does not hear me and administers the drug tests despite my protests. It is six months later and I have already missed about three weeks of medicine. I still owe the $100. Every time that I miss medicine, I drop out everywhere, people rip me off, cops are called, ambulances are called and so forth. It was that way last time, it is that way this time. I am miserable, I can not think straight, and so forth. My friend gets the whole story. Then he asks me who my doctor is. I used to not reveal my doctor's name. I have no medicine so now I do not care. So I tell him my doctor's name. The first words out of his mouth are:
He acts like he does not hear me and administers the drug tests despite my protests. It is six months later and I have already missed about three weeks of medicine. I still owe the $100. Every time that I miss medicine, I drop out everywhere, people rip me off, cops are called, ambulances are called and so forth. It was that way last time, it is that way this time. I am miserable, I can not think straight, and so forth. My friend gets the whole story. Then he asks me who my doctor is. I used to not reveal my doctor's name. I have no medicine so now I do not care. So I tell him my doctor's name. The first words out of his mouth are:
"Docteur Francais est un sac douche. Cela ressemble a l'extorsion."
(C.K.)
Wow! The obvious often eludes me. I thought there was something fishy about this whole ordeal. I have never heard of a doctor doing that. My best friend's Dad was a doctor in Palestine, my sister is a nurse in Tyler, Texas. There is a lot of room for doctor stories and I have never heard one like this. I Googled my medicine and Google said that it is fatal to do this to someone. A local paramedic also concurred with this premise.
P.S. The French translation was my idea because I thought that it would be funny. My friend said it in English.
P.S. The French translation was my idea because I thought that it would be funny. My friend said it in English.
FRANCOIS EST UN SAC DOUCHE + NATIVES 16 + LEAGUE OF DREAD
by El-Pooh!
1 comment:
Mon Dieu! Tout à fait la femelle bitching et aller à un autre médecin!
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